Welcome to another episode of 30-second Quiz, with your host Bert Schnick! In "The 30-Second Quiz," YOU are a contestant, challenged by Emily Weiss, the reigning champion for MANY years now. This season's 30-second Quiz will end at the end of January 2007. It airs each weekend and is available on DTV for the entire week following. But let's not waste any more time. Let's play the game!
ANNOUNCER: ...and NOW, here's your Denton host from the European coast, Bert Schnick!
BERT SCHNICK: Thank you, velcome. Thank you. Let's get the started, shall ve? Please Velcome to our stage, our reigning champion, Emily Weiss. And let's also give a big hand to our returning challenger!
YOU: Hello Bert. Any chance that Emily could take a vacation from this show sometime soon?
EMILY: Ooh, looks like somebody's scared!
YOU: Hardly, I'm gonna win this week. The Shock Treatment Network has promised that this week's 30-second quiz will be a bit easier. And I'm feeling hopeful.
BERT: Okay kids, let's get started. Here's your question . . . and good luck. Your question is... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF YOU ARE BEING VERBALLY AGRESSIVE (AND ABUSIVE) TO SOMEONE THAT STANDS NEAR AN ISLAND?
EMILY: Uh, I thought you said this was gonna be easier.
YOU: It is, you idiot. I already know the answer. It's simple.
EMILY: ...Oh and I suppose you've been to this island, mister smarty-pants.
YOU: Quick Bert, give her another clue...or a sedative.
BERT: Your last clue is... the island is in your home. ...you have 30-seconds.
(The clock starts counting down)
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