Originally from Europe (or so it seems by Betty's discovery
of microfilm; his birthplace is unknown), Bert Schnick is a popular television
celebrity. He hosts Marriage Maze, a game show for disfunctional
spouces, as well as the 30-second quiz. He has fooled many people
into believing that he was blind, when in actuallity, he is not.
He has an infatuation with "peeping" in on girls in their shower.
He sleeps sitting up. He has a German accent, and speaks some German
words. He has an adoration for fine delicacies, such as caviar.
Black is his favorite color. (Source: Shock Treatment)
Bert watched his ensemble break up in the months to follow.
While several moved out of state (quite a few to New York), he chose to
stay in Denton, in attempt to remain a TV game show host. He
was very popular for a long time to come. People got tired of Marriage
Maze and so he started a new show, Disfunctional Divorce. It lasted
only 3 seasons before the scandal hit. Bert Schnick was arrested
for "peeping" into women's bedroom and bathroom windows. After serving
2 years in prison, he went to college and got a doctor's degree.
He's now a noted eye doctor in New York City, and has never returned to
Denton. Recently, he has been seen at a donut shop, admiring a beautiful
diamond ring that looks a lot like one that was stolen from Nation McKinley,
a month before.
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