BITCHIN' IN THE KITCHEN


 
    This song, in the film, was sung on Marriage Maze.  However, in the original script, it was sung in Brad and Janet's home, in various rooms (i.e. kitchen, bathroom).  Brad, alone, sang the first verses as Janet arrived to take him away to the institution.  He is sad.  She is sad.  Interesting enough, the words are slightly different in the final film than in the original script.  If encourage you to read the original script, "The Brad and Janet Show."  The neighbors even play a part in the song.
    In the film, the song is longer than the one featured on the soundtrack.
    In the lyrics below, the announcer tells us about prizes Brad and Janet could win.  They are written in italic.
 

Announcer:  ( Here are some more prizes to amaze here on marriage maze)
Brad: Dear blender (You won't blend into the background with this in your home, it sells for $39.99)
        Oh won't you help a first offender. (Prizes are provided by...)
        Oh, toaster (Pop up in the popularity ratings with this one in your home)
        Don't you put the burn on me  (Look at this!)
        Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later (And it sells for around $1999.99)
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
        (Living on the knife edge)
        Dear knife drawer (Stay sharp with this keen knife enhancer)
        Now won't you help me to face life more
        Oh, trashcan (You can't can what the trashcan can)
        Don't you put the dirt on me.
        Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later. (No toil no trouble)
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
 
Janet: Everything used to be okay but I've been had
        And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way. (Try a prize computer wise)
        Micro digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
        Shower curtain (Wash those blues away in a shower by April Shower)
        Oh won't you help me to be certain.
        Oh toothpaste (Arm yourself some teeth)
        Don't you put the squeeze on me
        Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.
        Tell me, spectator, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.