Here's last month's caption winner...or should I say 2 winners.  It was hard to pick which was was better.  Read the shocking captions below.

(submitted by unknown person - just an email address
"Now remember, Janet.  You're straight!"

(submitted by "Tina")
Cosmo fans the air behind Ansalong's butt and says, "I'm sorry Janet, who knew she had gas?"

Now for the new picture.  What captions can you come up with that goes with it? We'll post the best ones next month.  Email your responses to

To view past "Shocking Captions", click HERE.