GIVE A NAME TO THE DENTON AUDIENCE MEMBER!
Each month, we'll take a look at a specific member of the audience,
and try to come up with a name and profile for that person.
For example, if the image is of a female, you might want to call her
Betty Jo Harrison. Then you can give a profile of her life.
Be creative. Be funny. Be stupid. Be serious. Whatever
You might have her profile read: "At 18, she realized that her attraction
to men was too difficult to control, so she ended up leaving home and moving
to Denton USA, where she found herself on the front page of the newspaper
after being caught in a compromising position with the Denton High Football
Team in the men's locker room, with a smile on her face and an electric
toothbrush in her hand."
Or it can be short. Like, "She was arrested for prostitution and
now sells cosmetics."
Whatever. Let's see what you can come up with. Here's this
month's audience member...
If you have a name and/or background of history for this woman, email
us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Here's last month's audience member:
""John works at the Denton Donut Shop. He's the baker and
manager. As a matter of fact, he's the only employee. He opens
at 6 in the morning with hundreds of donuts, but closes shop around 9 when
he runs out of donuts surprisingly. It is no surprise, however, that
he leaves the shop every morning with donut jelly stuck to his mustache.
He spends his weekends at Dave's Pleasurama, a strip club with female mud
wrestling (this place is located on the shadier side of Denton).
In 1981, when the above picture was taken, he was 37 years old, and still
unmarried. In 1997, he told a hospital nurse that he dreams of playing
one of the stars in a movie remake of The Dukes Of Hazzard."
Thanks to a fan who didn't want to be identified for coming up
with this guy's name and background.