KIRK (Coffee Seller)
Works at Kirk's Koffee stand in the Denton Television Studio.
One must wonder if he lives there, too, as he is always seen there, day
and night, wearing the same clothes. One must also wonder how he
makes money because he never charges anyone for cups of coffee. Has
that white-trash, red-neck appearance. His closest friend is officer
Vance Parker, as Vance is always seen at or near the coffee stand.
He has a strong attraction to Janet Majors. Loves to be the bearer
of bad news (i.e. "You're off the air, Betty") (Source: Shock
When the new owners of the Denton Studio took over, Kirk lost
his job. He moved back to the outskirts of Denton, back into his
trailer home, where he discovered that his wife and 2 children had moved
away since he had forgotten about them. He went back to working at
the gas station (the job he had prior to Kirk's Koffee stand) but never
seemed happy. One night, in 1998, he recieved a mysterious phone
call. The caller, a voice he recognized instantly, was willing to
pay for Kirk's plane tickets if he would be willing to move to New York
City. Kirk said yes, and nobody has heard from him since. It
is assumed he now lives in New York, although there have been no reported
sightings of him there.
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