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MOVIE NOVEL

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: CONSPIRACY THEORIES




Oliver (in office):  "You know, I'm convinced that it's some kind of conspiracy theory."


fffffffffBetty:  "Conspiracy?"                                   Oliver:  "Mm-hmm."               Betty:  "That sounds a little far fetched."


Oliver:  "Oh I don't know.  Remember Lieutenant Orpheous?  He disappeared into that underworld series and never came back."


Betty:  "Sounds like my husband.  He never came back either..."  (Oliver laughs)  "...not after Flavors gave him a commercial break."


Oliver: Ah yes, Farley flavors.  You know, I find it remarkable that his Faith Factory is being financed by an entire nation's indigestion."  (Oliver laughs)