Bert: "So that Janet will be free to front line the new Faith Factory Show."
Cosmo: "We're the experts." f
f Bert (accidentally pricking his fingertips on the spikes of a pineapple top): "Who trusts experts?"
f Nation: "Why Janet?"
Bert: "Everybody loves 'the girl next door'..."
Bert: "...particularly Farley."
Nation: "So it seems."
(Bert spits out apple bits, as he starts to laugh)