CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Table Talk (Part 2)

Bert: "Who do you think gave you the next episode?"

Bert: "So that Janet will be free to front line the new Faith Factory Show."

Cosmo: "We're the experts."                                                                                                                      f
f                               Bert (accidentally pricking his fingertips on the spikes of a pineapple top): "Who trusts experts?"

                                                                                   Nation: "Why Janet?"

Bert: "Everybody loves 'the girl next door'..."

Bert: "...particularly Farley."

Nation: "So it seems."

(Bert spits out apple bits, as he starts to laugh)