CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT: "Janet Takes A Shower"

(It is morning.  Bert Schnick, still sitting at his bed with his eyes closed but hidden behind his glasses, wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock beeping.  He shuts it off and heads out the room, searching each doorway for Janet.  Soon he discovers her in the bathroom as she showers behind a thin shower curtain.)

CLOCK: "beeep-beep.............."etc...

BERT: (opening up her bedroom door) "Janet?"

BERT: (opening up bathroom door) "Are you decent, Janet?"

(Since Bert is only pretending to be blind, he removes his glasses to get a better look at the showering Janet)

NATION: (scolding him) "Hooplah, Bert!"

NATION: (to Bert) "Nice to see you up and about..."ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

NATION: (to Janet) "Mac's waiting for you in the Wardrobe, Janet."

JANET: (from behind shower curtain) "Uh-huh!"

NATION: (to Bert) "Care to join me in an on-set snack?"fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff