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MOVIE NOVEL

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: SONG - "Little Black Dress"


(Cosmo stands at the sewing machine with black fabric, a pair of scissors, a black zipper and a pair of red high heel shoes.  This is all he'll need to make Janet's new attire.)


COSMO: (singing) "Ever since I was a little boy..."


"...dressing up has always been my greatest joy..."



"...but when it's time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't beat..."



"...And that's a strapless, backless, classical little black dress!"



"...Well, first you go rip rip rip!"




"...then you go snip snip snip..."



"...Then you whip in a zip zip zip..."



"...and split it up to the hip hip hip..."


"...And as you strip strip strip...you shiver..."


"...quiver...for that soft caress...as you slip slip slip..."


COSMO: "...Into that little black dress!"
JANET: "Ah, hooplah!"