(Meanwhile...above Cosmo & Janet, Bert and Nation enter the Dressing Room.)


BERT: (singing) "Ever since I was the einer kleiner Herren..."


"...it was the cordon blau..."


"...for which I am most carin'..."


"...And the one taste treat so sweet..."


"...that really can't be beat..."


"...Is what we have, ya..."


"how you are, caviar..."


"...that little black mess!"