THE

MOVIE NOVEL

CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE: R.I.P. BETTY




KIRK: (offering coffee to Janet's mother) "Hey, how 'bout that?  Janet was a knockout!"


EMILY: (accepting the coffee) "Thank you."
KIRK:  "Yeah, she was terrific!  Sexyyyyy!"


(Janet's parents throw Kirk a look of disapproval)      HARRY:  "What?!"
(There is a moment of awkward silence before Kirk recovers with a bow of apology)


KIRK: (trying to recover) "At the same time--fresh, untouched.  You know.  Hey, how's Brad?"
HARRY and EMILY: (in unison) "He's fine." (They stare at each other in awkwardness)


KIRK:  "He's a lucky dog--with a pretty girl like that for a wife."


HARRY:  (accepting a coffee from Kirk) "He sure is."
(Kirk offers some sugar for the coffee)


HARRY:  "No sugar.  Thanks Kirk."  (He and Emily exit)


Kirk: (to floor manager) "Well, I'll sugar his daughters!" (They both laugh)


BETTY: "Coffee, Kirk.  I'm dying for it."


KIRK: (presenting her with an upside-down empty coffee cup) "R.I.P., Betty..."


KIRK: "...you're off the air."