MALE ANNOUNCER: "Dentonvale!"
(The letters and black bars retreat)
(Janet's mother and father are visiting Brad)
(Emily closes the blinds)
MALE ANNOUNCER: "The Mission Of Mercy!"
MALE ANNOUNCER: "Starring the increasingly popular...Janet Majors!"
JANET: (entering) "Hi mommy, Hi daddy, Hi Brad!"
JANET: "I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am!"
(Brad muffles a scream of protest)
EMILY: "Janet. Where's that lovely dress I made you?"
JANET: "Oh, well Mac just whipped up this little crowd pleaser."
HARRY: "What?! You're practically naked!
JANET: "Well, I can't wear anything underneith of it, daddy. It would spoil the line."
Brad: (muffled) "Spoil the lines!!"
EMILY: "My god, Janet. How can you say such things? Look at Brad. Look what they've done to him."
COSMO: (entering, with others behind him) "Aahhhhh..."
COSMO: "Janet's parents?"
HARRY: "Are you the doctor?"
HARRY: "There's gonna have to be an investigation."
HARRY: "There are regulations about this sort of thing."
JANET: "It's for his own good!"
BERT: (realizing Janet is in the room) "Hooplah, Janet!"
JANET: "Oh Bert! Sweetheart!"
JANET: "Oh, it's fabulous to see you!"
HARRY: "What's going on here?!"
BERT: "And what do you wear? All black?"
JANET: "Yes, of course."
BERT: "I adore that color."
(Brad muffles something unintelligible in his cage)
COSMO: "The patient was in great danger of doing himself a mischief."
NATION: (offscreen) "We only want what's best for him. As parents, you must understand."
HARRY: "No. No, I don't. Brad doesn't need to be trussed up like a turkey. There are drugs to keep him quiet."
NATION: "We used them. All of them."
EMILY: "And none of them worked?"
HARRY: "Then double the strength."
NATION: "We did."
COSMO: "We know our job."
NATION: "We also know how you feel. We're not strangers to confusion."
(As Farley watches on, he lets out a loud laugh, before returning to the pleasure of his cigar)
EMILY: "We're not confused."
HARRY: "Well, I am, goddamit. You trust Brad with this...crowd-pleaser?"
JANET: (laughing) "Oooh...."