COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "...Ooh, shock treatment!"
(Nation removes Bert's glasses and throws them to the floor)


COSMO: (singing) "Get you jumpin' like a real live wire"
(Nation intentionally steps on Bert's glasses to destroy them)


COSMO: (singing) "You need a bit of..."


COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"


(Bert acts like he can suddenly see for the first time)


COSMO: (singing) "So look out mister.  Don't ya blow your last resistor..."


COSMO: (singing) "...on a vista that'll mystify ya."
(Nurse Ansalong climbs onto the cell bars to sing a verse of the song)


ANSALONG: (singing) "You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science"


ANSALONG: (singing) "Your condition is critically grave"


ANSALONG: (singing) "But don't expect mercy from such an aliance"


ANSALONG: (singing) "Suspicion on tradition's so new wave"


COSMO: (singing) "You need a bit of..."


COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"
(Ricky enjoys taking polaroid pictures as Janet sings along with Cosmo and his team)


COSMO: (singing) "Get ya jumpin' like a real live wire"


COSMO: (singing) "Ya need a bit of..."


COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"