Scene 15: Preparing For
The Morning Show
(Scene shift to studio floor. Floor Manager is trying to wake up the audience. Oscar Drill and The Bits pass in the background)
(SHOUT: "It's Hanson!")
FloorManager: (whistles) Good morning, Denton. Rise and shine.
(SHOUT OVER: "Yawn...are we there yet?")
She'll be here any second now so lets give her a great big hand.
(AP: Big cardboard hand past the screen, as in earlier AP scene)
(Audience cheers as Janet, Cosmo, Nation and Bert dance their way down the stairs. A crowd has gathered at the bottom of the stairs to
Neely: Oh Janet, I can't tell you how excited I am.
(SHOUT: "Nipple check")
We've got the band and dancers and dry ice standing by. Betty Hapshatt is indisposed
(AP: Make flush sound)
so Macy'll have to do the introductions.
Janet: Oh, I don't need introductions.
(SHOUT: "But you do need glasses, eh stupid? Sorry, wrong part") or
(SHOUT: "But you do need batteries")
(Camera to Betty and Oliver watching from above. Camera to Macy giving Janet an introduction on the Good Morning Denton set)
Macy: The fabulous.
(SHOUT: "Baker Boys") or
(SHOUT: "Girls") or
The very wonderful.
(SHOUT: "World of Disney") then
(SHOUT: "Did you know Macy's pussy smells funny?") or
(SHOUT: "The answer is mental instability")
(Scene shift to Betty and Oliver watching from above)
Betty: I knew it!
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