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Scene 20: Looking For Trade


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(Song: "Looking For Trade")
 
 

                    (NOTE: The bass line of this song is done twice before she sings. After the first bass line measure, SHOUT/sing:
                    "I can bring home the bacon..." - After the second bass line measure, ECHO/sing: "Just take those old records off
                    the shelf...")
 
 

                    (SHOUT: "What's your favorite Polanski film?")

Janet: I'm on a cull de sac

                    (SHOUT: "Don't talk about my sack that way")

          And I gotta go back

                    (SHOUT: "This song was filmed in a pizza oven" in reference to the red halls)

          So come on feet

                    (SHOUT: "Don't come on her feet")

          We're gonna hit the streets

                    (SHOUT: "Like a hooker")

          We've got it made

          I'm looking for trade

                    (ECHO: "I wanna get laid")

Brad: I'm looking for love

                    (ECHO: "I want a big stud")

                    (SHOUT: "Why is Brad in a pizza oven?")

Janet: I'm looking for trade.

                    (ECHO: "I wanna get laid")

                    (SHOUT/sing: "In all the wrong places")

          I need some young blood

                    (ECHO: "I need a young stud")

          I need some young blood

                    (ECHO: "I need a hung stud")

          I need it now.

                    (ECHO: "I need a cow")

          I need some young blood

          I need some young blood

                    (NOTE: same echos here as before)

Band & Janet: And were gonna get it somehow.

(Scene switches to billiard room where cast members surround a pool table. A man breaks the pool balls on the
table)

Janet: I'm on a dead end street

                    (SHOUT: "Kid's got a sledgehammer break" - "Quit talkin', start chalkin'") or

                    (SHOUT: "How's your sex life?")

          I'm like a dog in heat

                    (SHOUT: "Bitch")

          I'm like a kid with no toys

(Scene shows a woman sitting at the corner pocket of the table)

                    (SHOUT: "Eight ball corner pocket") or

                    (SHOUT: "Eat ball center pocket")

          I wanna get those boys

(A man shoots the cue ball into the pocket, where the girl sits. Another man's hand touches her thigh)

                    (SHOUT: "That's not an 8-ball" - "That's not a corner pocket, either")

          Ooh I can't delay

          I'm looking for trade.

                    (ECHO: "I wanna get laid")

Brad: I'm looking for love

                    (ECHO: "I want a big stud") or

                    (SHOUT: "Asshole back pocket" referring to Brad in a straightjacket on the pool table)

Janet: I'm looking for trade.

                    (ECHO: "I wanna get laid")

(The scene switches again to show an arcade, with cast members playing arcade games)

                    (SHOUT: "Welcome back to the eighties")

          Oh were all living like there's no tomorrow

                    (SHOUT: "Are you a slut?")

          and the way things are going that's probably true

                    (SHOUT OVER: "And now another Rocky Horror reference")

(Scene shows closeup briefly on arcade game, Space Invaders II)

                    (SHOUT: "Space Invaders 2…get it?")

          But without you and me sis

          The world would fall to pieces

                    (SHOUT OVER: "Say something we don't understand")

          Vena Cava who's the rave?

                    (SHOUT: "What?")

Band: Our raving savior that's you

                    (SHOUT: "Oh") or

                    (SHOUT: "Gesundheit")

(Scene switches back to the red halls)

                    (SHOUT: "Red halls, red halls" - "Same hall, different color")

Janet: I'm on a primrose path

                    (SHOUT: "Why do you own a mirror?")

          I'm looking for a li'l laugh

          Remember its no fun

                    (SHOUT: "Sex with fill in the blank with fan name?") or

                    (SHOUT: "Pick a melody, please"  in reference to her off-key note)

          To be the chosen one

                    (AP: Raise hands in air and do the Arnold Horshack "ooh ooh ooh ooh" from Welcome Back Kotter")

          There are games to be played

                    (SHOUT: "S & M, D & D") or

                    (SHOUT: "Stratego")

          Looking for trade

                    (ECHO: "I wanna get laid")

                    (NOTE: during next chorus, repeat previous chorus echoes)

Brad: I'm looking for love

Janet: I'm looking for trade.

                    (SHOUT/sing: "Love is a battlefield")

(Scene changes to show side of building, where Janet walks the sidewalk, amongst cast members.)

          I need some young blood

          I need some young blood

(Janet walks full circle around a man in a white gangster outfit)

                    (SHOUT/sing: "What's love got to do, got to do with it") and/or

                    (SHOUT/sing: "Smooth Criminal")

          I need it now

          Oh, I need some young blood

          I need some young blood

          And I'm gonna get it somehow

          I'm looking for trade.

                    (SHOUT: "Even Brad fell asleep at this point")


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