Scene 29: End Credits
CREDITS. (Song "Overture" repeats over credits)
(The following is a list of the credits for possible shout lines. The first section is the cast section, with photo accompaniment.)
(NOTE: Whenever a cast is acting, generally no lines are shouted during the credits, allowing cast members to take a bow for applause.)
Additional Ideas BRIAN THOMPSON
(SHOUT: "This stupid movie was Brian's idea?)
(SHOUT: They came back for more?")
Musical Arrangements...by RICHARD HARTLEY
(SHOUT: "Wait a minute! I though Bert made all the arrangements!")
Choreography GILLIAN GREGORY
(SHOUT: "And the dancing was so great in this movie!")
JESSICA HARPER as Janet Majors
(SHOUT: "Look! Janet grew a black beard!")
CLIFF DE YOUNG as Farley Flavors
(SHOUT: "Hey, he's smokin' a joint!")
(SHOUT: "Coming soon to your local Baskin Robbins")
CLIFF DE YOUNG as Brad Majors
(SHOUT: "Cliff came twice!" - "Mommy, my shirt's too big!")
RICHARD O'BRIEN as Cosmo McKinley
(SHOUT: "I'm stoned, man!")
PATRICIA QUINN as Nation McKinley
(SHOUT: "It's Lucille Ball!")
CHARLES GRAY as Judge Oliver Wright
(SHOUT: "That man has no fucking neck")
(SHOUT: "The neckless court is now in session")
RUBY WAX as Betty Hapschatt
(SHOUT: "One ringa-dingy, two ringa-dingies")
NELL CAMPBELL as Nurse Ansalong
(SHOUT: "That doesn't look like Neve Campbell")
RIK MAYALL as "Rest Home" Ricky
(SHOUT: "I'd like my sequel without mayo, please") or
(SHOUT in reference to the British TV series with Rick Mayall: "He's such a young one, isn't he?")
BARRY HUMPHRIES as Bert Schnick
(SHOUT: "Fuckin' pervert! Get Away from my window!") or
(SHOUT: "Dame it, Edna! I love you!")
DARLENE JOHNSON as Emily Weiss
(SHOUT: "I've sewn my fist to my jaw!")
HANNING REDWOOD as Harry Weiss
(SHOUT: "His pubic hairs are overgrown") or
(Beavis & Butthead SHOUT: "Heh heh, his wood is red")
WENDY RAEBECK as Macy Struthers and JEREMY NEWSON as Ralph Hapschatt
(SHOUT: "Come on! Pull our fingers!")
BETSY BRANTLEY...as Neely...
(SHOUT: "Quick, get a close-up of my eyeball")
CHRIS MALCALM as Vance Parker
(SHOUT: "Hey doc, I found this bird up my ass!")
RAY CHARLESON as Floor Manager
(SHOUT: "They promised me a big role!")
EUGENE LIPINSKI as Kirk
(SHOUT: "There's my urine sample!") or
(SHOUT: "How'd you like to have Lipstick as your last name?")
BARRY DEMEN as Irwin Lapsey
(SHOUT: "Has anyone seen my other arm?") or
(SHOUT: "He's a demon, man!")
IMOGEN GLAIR as Wardrobe Mistress
(SHOUT: "That's not Sue Blane!")
GARY SHAIL...as Oscar Drill & The Bits
(SHOUT: "What? We're last? Fuck you!")
(The following credits pass by. I've only included the names with shout lines. The names are in parenthesis, and the shouts follow.)
(John Comfort) Quick, someone comfort John.
(Roger Simmons) Isn't that Richard's brother?
(Bob Smith) Talk about generic names.
(Andrew Sanders) Isn't that Adam Sandler's brother?
(Ellen Chenoweth) Ellen Chewbacca?
(Hugh Strain) Don't bother me, I'm having a huge strain.
(Dave Wintour/Mark Griffiths) Dave's spending the winter with Mark Griffith, Andy's brother.
(Ray Parsons) Ray's got Parson's desease. Don't worry, it'll pass.
(Len Huntingford) Len is hunting for Ford. He's in bed with Richard.
(Brian King) Brian King works at burger king.
(final credits come to a still)
No humans were harmed in the making of this film - only in the viewing of it.
NO MORE CREDITS, ONLY BLACK SCREEN.
(During this scene, "Shock Treatment" plays but there is no visual. Here are suggested lines to shout during this section)
Hey, what happened? It's Shock Treatment for blind people!
Go to the light, Carol Anne, and take a left.
What'd you think of Shock Treatment? I thought it was a real dark movie.
It's Shock Treatment and its all black cast.
This is Stevie Wonder's favorite scene.
Mine, too, but I've seen it before.
Let's face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back!
Bert just adores this color.
It's dark town after dark.
Hey, who's touching me?
I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
Hey up front, move out of the way, I can't see!
SCREEN IS BLACK, SONG HAS ENDED: SILENCE.
(SHOUT: "Hey, it's Shock Treatment for Blind and Deaf people!") and/or
(SHOUT: "And now, a picture of nothing")
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